[Photo taken by local Haeundae beach-goer] A North Korean pirate ship sails along the Haeundae beach shoreline blasting cannons toward civilians hiding under parasols.
It seemed to be a nice day at Haeundae beach today but suddenly, seemingly outta nowhere, a North Korean pirate attack erupted as they blasted cannons loaded with what little rice they had and a note attached requesting the South Korean government help them get HBO. The wad of rice with note attached was found inside a beach-goer's, Lee Min Ji's, face as it had caved it in. Luckily she survived to give comment:
"The rice wasn't that bad. It had a good flavor," she said through a muffled and deformed, rice-filled face. When asked about what she thought about the note she just replied, "What's HBO? HanBok Outfits?" Referring to the traditional Korean clothing often worn for wedding ceremonies and other various events.
It had seemed that everyone took cover from the cannon fire under the hundreds of parasols provided by Haeundae. "Oh, they weren't hiding from the cannons. Koreans just hate the sun." Lee corrected.
The ship slowly sailed away giving enough time for the South Koreans to do nothing at all. "We just hope it doesn't happen again. We have enough rice, and I don't even get HBO either. I couldn't afford the American program plan with my cable company...im ni da." Haeundae Securtiy Chief Kim Bum Suk said after the attack.
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